License to be a child.

So I realized something today at work. I wish it was still ok to scream and flail your arms like a small child having a tantrum when you have a bad day. AND I think that rude people should have to carry a license to be an ass hole. It would make life so much easier. Like you see someone across the room and you are like, "They seem really nice, I should go talk to them." You walk over there and BOOM they say, " Just a warning, I am very rude and not friendly at all."

Wouldn't that be nice? I would pay big money for America to hand out jerk t-shirts. Maybe Hollister could sell that. This is more about rude people then small child fits. Anyways you all are jerks but I love you anyways.

kerplop.

News?

"Today a disaster struck America." How many times have we heard that? OH MY GOD!!! Swine flu, bird flu, SARS, oil spills and earth quakes. Sweet, thanks for telling us. The news is supposed to be new right? It lacks some originality then.... I wonder if the news is owned by Disney. That would explain everything. It seems the news never really has anything to say, besides it's going to be sunny with a high of 75. I want some real news. Something about world peace or Lindsey Lohan has been sober for 50 minutes.

I am just waiting for that one day where the news man comes on and is like, "Today, America was struck with a large epidemic. While digging for oil in montana scientist uncovered a large man like creature that was deemed 'Manbearpig' and is seems to be spreading Swirapids around the country side." (Swirapids= Swine flu, bird flu, SARS, AIDS, oil spills and all the other stuff summed up in one virusy package) If that is on the news one day, I am going to laugh so hard before running to Walmart and getting a little white mask.

I am sure everyone would be scared, until they found out that the large man like creature was a prairie dog with diarrhea that someone saw then got sick with the regular flu. But massive animals spreading disease sounds so much cooler. I would by a news paper with a photoshopped picture of some nasty looking animal just to put it up on my wall. I just want something other then death, money issues, and PANDEMICS!!! AAAAHHH on the news.

Also it would probably help network ratings to get some better facts about stuff.